OLD WOMAN AND HER BABY

There is a old woman  who seemed to be about fivety-five years old she just had a baby.

She had a handsome baby and the neighbour come to her house, wanted to see  her baby.When the neighbour come to her house the old woman sat in her chair alone.

The neighbour said “granma may us see your baby”

“ofcourse but wait  a minute,because he had just slept” the old woman answered

and the neighbour said “ok we will waiting” and finnaly they were waiting  with the old woman.

They were waiting so long and then suddenly

the neighbour said “ grandma maybe your baby has woke up,can we  see your baby”

“ yes ofcourse, but wait” the old woman answered.

because the neighbour very corious with the baby, they asked again to old woman “granma where is your baby we  really want to see” and the old woman said “i know but wait until he woke up and cry, because i forgot where is i put him,i am waited here until he woke up and cry and i will know where is he”

THE MAN AND THE WOMAN

 A man got into a bus and found himself sitting opposite a woman who seemed to be about thirty-five years old. Soon they began talking to each other, and he said to her, “Do you have a family?”

 “Yes, i have one son, “ the woman answered.

 “ Oh really ?” said the man. “ Does he smoke?”

“No, he’s never touched a cigarette,” the woman replied.

“ That’s good, “ the man continued. “ i don’t smoke either. Tobacco is very bad for one’s health. And does you son ever drunk ?”

“ Oh, no.” The woman answered at once, “ he’s never drunk a drop of it.”

“Then i congratulate you” the man said. “And does he ever come home late at night ?”

“No, never”, his neighbour answered. “He goes to bed immadiately after dinner every night.”

“Well,” the man said,”he’s wise young man. How old is he?”

“He’s four years old today, “ the woman replied proudly

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