THE MAN AND THE WOMAN

 A man got into a bus and found himself sitting opposite a woman who seemed to be about thirty-five years old. Soon they began talking to each other, and he said to her, “Do you have a family?”

 “Yes, i have one son, “ the woman answered.

 “ Oh really ?” said the man. “ Does he smoke?”

“No, he’s never touched a cigarette,” the woman replied.

“ That’s good, “ the man continued. “ i don’t smoke either. Tobacco is very bad for one’s health. And does you son ever drunk ?”

“ Oh, no.” The woman answered at once, “ he’s never drunk a drop of it.”

“Then i congratulate you” the man said. “And does he ever come home late at night ?”

“No, never”, his neighbour answered. “He goes to bed immadiately after dinner every night.”

“Well,” the man said,”he’s wise young man. How old is he?”

“He’s four years old today, “ the woman replied proudly